Above the puny houses,they flew, in search with on thing on their mind.CHEESE! Luckily there was a cheese factory near by. The mice swam taking big gulps of the cheese while doing the mousey paddle. After nearly exploding there little (but now fat) bodies they thought a nice rest would do them good.

Do you remember the old ladywhom had met the frogs? Well she was in for a even bigger suprise! They floated slowly into the house and sat on her lap , drank her coco and wachted “How to make the perfect cheese”. Soon the mice left leaving cheese on her remote!

I’m telling you young dear, my eyes are not what they seem. I can see a whale from a mile or two. Quickly, I darted into the kitchen to fetch a walking stick. When my foot took one step into the living room again, they had dissapeared one by one out the open window.

It got to me just then that before I accidently dozed off  I’d opened the window as I was roasting because the sun was burning through my gleaming windows.

One toad would just not leave my messy, tortured house. I sumg at it with my stick and it just missed as the toad swooped down low and bounced off the slimy walls. It wanted to play tig with me I assumed. So I set off on the speed walking which I’d practiced with my 7 year old granddaughter at the weekend when she’d visited me.

Dangerously, it charged around my house, knocking pictures, shelves, lamps and tables to the ground with a crash and a bang. I only just managed to whack it one with my stick which sent it weeping out the window.

I banged the window shut and went to comfort Tibbles. It was all I could do officer, he was shaking with fear. Then I just went back to sleep and pretended that nothing had happened.

My task was to write a witness interview with the police. I hope you enjoy it and could you comment on my post to tell me if I could improve anything, thanks

Sitting alone in my ancient living room, I was watching my favourite tv show ‘Deal or No Deal’ (I do love that Noel Edmonds, don’t you?) when I presumably dosed off at around half pat eight.

It must’ve been an hour later at half nine when I was woken up by a large BANG! I could not believe it! My favourite lamp I got when it was my wedding day in the summer of 1927 had been smashed to pieces! Now, I know you may think I’ve gone nuts when I say this but I swear I saw one hundred ugly toads swarming around me! Slowly rising from my beautiful arm chair, I travelled to the kitchen to grab a broom. Consequently, because I had taken too long to get the broom, the toads had vanished.

There were a couple of things I noticed that had changed since I fell asleep. Firstly, my beloved Deal or No Deal had been changed to MTV on the tele, and someone called Nicki Minaj (what a silly name)  was singing about ‘Starships’, I have to say she wasn’t very good either! Also, my remote had been sprayed with sticky goo and had spread into the battery compartment so I couldn’t change the channel as you can’t do it on the TV. That reseolved in me having to watch MTV all night.

All in all, I have come to hate toads as well as MTV too. So has Tibbles (the cat). Life’s not fair soemtimes, I suppose you just need to get on with it.

In class we were set a task to write a witness statement for a lady called Mrs Bailey.This is mine…

Sleeping soundly,I sat on my armchair whilst my favourite show,emmerdale,was playing.It was quiet in the room but I didn’t know what was happening.Well,then I heard a big bang and with a jerk and a jump I saw large green creatures floating around.Now I know my eyes aren’t very good but I’m telling you something was there.I noticed that Emmerdale had been changed to MTV.It wasn’t me because I only listen to classical music.Then,I saw the slime on the remote and I knew that the toads,or frogs. I tried to shoo them away but they wouldn’t budge.Wanting a broom,I stormed into the kitchen and grabbed one from the cupboard.

I came back in and noticed that they had all gone. Feeling really upset,I saw that they had smashed my favourite lamp. Flabbergasted at the mess they had made,I picked up the broken pieces of china. That was my best lamp. It was a present for my birthday off my husband who,later that day, was took into hospital with a lung problem and two days later he died.

Weeping sadly,I threw the pieces in the bin. The TV was starting to annoy me as this person called Nicki Minaj (what a silly name) was singing,speaking actually,absolutely terribly. I hated the toads and I still do. My cat always checks downstairs before he goes to sleep.

Perplexed of what was happening to my lovely house, I went back into my living room and they were gone at eleven minutes past three. Suddenly something caught my eye. There was writing on my wall saying TOADS RULE PEOPLE DROOL!

My cat has not been eating her food since. However, If you pay for my walls I will not sue.

As the clock strook 12 the midnight desaster began,I must have dosed off because I was supposed to be feeding Puss Puss.(my cat) It  was him who woke me up in the first place and I’m jolly glad he did.To tell the truth I never even noiticed until I had fed Puss Puss.Suddenly I noticed Puss Puss wasn’t hungary at all,well he was but the real reason he woke me up was because of the frantic toads.Hurrying to the kitchen,I grabbed sevral buckets of water to help shoo them away.Unluckaly those tortoras toads catapulted my gorges Puss Puss out of the window so I had to bangage his leg up.He’s not allowed out for a week now poor Puss Puss he’ll never be the same,until next year anyway.

Young man i will tell you everything. Just about to doze off when I switched over the television, no i tried to, anyways the television let off sparks , real sparks , flying up as high as my ceiling. It gave me a shock. One world. One sun. One Moon. And thousands of toads! I quietly dozed off in a quarter of a second.

Noises, noises thumping. I woke up with a fright. I saw. Oh i saw about 298751 toads high in the sky of my living room. Frantically, i scurried into my kitchen and fell. Not able to move i tried i tried so hard to find the zapper, no not the television remote the phone to ring 781, sorry my mind is messed what i meant to say was 999 to ring for an ambulance.

Having decided, i grabbed the brush or broom ( i cant remember which one ) But before my eyes I didn’t seem to see them anymore. Vanished they had.

They left a green sticky substance all over my favorite trophy from when i was younger. Oh when i was younger. The good times. My trophy was for swimming. Best swimmer in great britain. Tried out for Olympics in 1992 when i was awfully younger. I’m sorry but i have no other information for you. Young man was that enough for you?

This was my favorite piece of writing of year 5 I do hope that you liked it I had lots of fun writing this it was truly truly fun. I hope you can comment.

This was Kira Spedding making an entrance and saing ” Goodbye “

Feel free to use my writing as an place too comment and tell my some more story’s too come up with.

                                                                                                                GOODBYE

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